December 2009
38 posts
esushi:
“Did you get your ass squeezed by sexy cupid?” “Yes.” “Did you fall in love with the next person who squoze your ass? Who was it?” “Gandhi.”
- Tim & Jessica
stolen from sff thread
oyemiamor:
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said… ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays...
The Story of Cry1
“cry1…” “Sit down…” “I’ve been expecting you…” “I know everything…” As Dr. Sheerin looked into my eyes for the final time last Thursday, I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he wouldn’t ever see me again. I didn’t have the heart to tell him the truth. I didn’t have the heart to tell anyone the...
HEY WHO WANTS TO BE A PART OF THE OFFICIAL TUMBLR...
yellowbirdinmyroom:
fueled-by-technicolor:
aintitthetruth:
whiteowl:
omglykebroccoli:
mylifeisweird:
You’re gonna have to have AIM. If you don’t, get it now. Make sure your screen name is on your buddy list. If it’s not, add it. Click on your screen name as it appears on your buddy list, and then press alt+c. A new window will open, giving you the option to make a new chat. What you do...
Episode Two: Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
scc2dc:
Our second episode is now available on iTunes! Click the link below to go there!
Another Voicemail from Marta
Voicemail from Marta
Birthday voicemail from Tim!