Danny Disaster

Timmy Tragedy

Jeffrey Genocide

Shawn Shipwreck

Kyle Killing

Mark Mal-alignment

Valerie Vasectomy

Kristofer Kujmous

Kathryn Konfusion

Marta Misfortune

Lisa Leprosy

Kelsie Kellerblind

Kimber Khlamydia

Aubrey Autism

Christina Collisioncunt

Adam Aidsbrothel

Kit Kunt

Mickey Mighthaveadick MisshapenMember Martalover Misery Mumps Monstrosity

Nathan Nik1

Shelby Shutthefuckup

Shanon Slaughterslut

Lizzy Lousy

Glowy Gonnorhea

Hayley Holocaust

Cara Chancre

Lizzie Lobotomy

Alyssa artiCHOKE

Talia Touchthedollwherehetouchedyou

Sennett Slitwrists

Katherine Catheter

Smiles Salmonella

Heaven Hell

Kate Klux Klan

David Daterape

Hilary Handicapped

Dylan Dysphoria

Saraa (already soulfucked)

Cassandra Banana

Lucy Leukhemia

Stedman Stockholm Syndrome